Shopping
Merry Christmas….
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the
afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared”.
The somewhat irate spouse called her mates cell phone and demanded: “Where
the hell are you?”
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond
Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time
and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes I remember that, my Love.”
Husband: “Well, I’m in the Pub next to that shop.”
