Some people can be so creative in how they share things…
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/2805437459.html
That’s like a train wreck…I HAD to read it all…“The only fair compromise is that I buy an electric wheelchair myself and we joust.”…LMAO
Wheelchair or not I would’ve pimp slapped him. 
…which Senator authored this tome?