…just a hunch 
Chris,
I think you may be on to something.
Didn’t realize you were so perceptive. 
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day. 
yaya is dead. I leave for a couple of days and the slime comes out. What a crappy life these guys must have.
Does that mean I won’t be getting my discounted Viagra? 
WOAH!!! That is creepy. I thought almost this exact same mash-up yesterday when I looked at the broken clock in my kitchen, except it was a blind chicken. Too funny. We must be on to something.
Wowsers! you could read that stuff?
I thought it was a broken clock that was right twice a day.
What could a blind squirrel be right about? Not sure how to interpret that saying.
The two that I know are 1) even a broken clock is right twice a day and 2) even a blind chicken finds a kernel of corn once in a while. Or something like that.
I’m guessing that variant would be that even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
Chris must be playing Black Ops Zombies too much on PS3? The guy that shoots zombies in that game says the same thing about the squirrel. Never heard that phrase before, just the clock being right twice a day! I usually only play race games but my boss got me hooked on killing zombies in Black Ops.
Ha ha, no time for video games, but it sure sounds like fun. 
Every now & again I mix up my metaphors & sayings on purpose. I started doing it to break my father-in-law’s chops (as he does this now & again). My wife tells me that, like crossing one’s eyes, I’m in danger ot staying that way.
Remember that movie One Crazy Summer? Where the two girls were making fun of the ugly dog? Well, we’ll make sure not to pat you on the back while you are saying a metaphor.
Well DUH! It didn’t take a “Rocket Surgeon” to figure out you said that on purpose! Someone has been sleeping under their Cougar too long!
A wink is as good as a nod 
SAY NO MORE!!! (see the YouTube video below for a good Saturday morning LOL!)
