After being married for 35 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “35 years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a a hot 20 year old girl. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $40,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 55 year old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman, she told me to go out and find a hot 20 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
30 years ago, I started dating this girl in college. 4 weeks and change ago, we had our 28th wedding anniversary. 5 weeks and a couple days from now, I turn 50. I’ve decided I have no interest in returning to “the dating scene”; in fact, the whole concept of searching for a new chick seems like a monumental PITA.
Five weeks after I turn 50, she has another birthday and I’ll be younger than her for another 11months; and she says she’s feeling “too old to train another one”. Since we like each other a lot and the ‘intimacy’ is still great ; I think we’ll just stick to that last line in the wedding vows, the one about “…'til death do we part”.
When I was younger and worked at a local service station there was a group of 60-something fellas that hung around during the day. I remember one of the old guys telling me,(jokingly)“Ya know Dan, me and da wife been married 35 years today,--------If I had’a killed her when I met 'er, I’d be a free man now!”
; I think we’ll just stick to that last line in the wedding vows, the one about “…'til death do we part”.
