Vote for the April Fool's Special Edition of Cougar Shame!

Stupid is as Stupid Does: Pick the April Fools Ride of the Month.

  • The 68Fast Cat. What not to do with your Cougar.
  • Red Neck Cougar. (If you’ve ever told you passenger: "Hold my beer and watch this: this Cougar might be for you…)
  • Track Cat. Detroit Locker got nothin’ on this!
  • Two Scoops. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should…

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It just goes to show you that another mans trash just might be (or have been!) a Cougar.

I guess we really should be happy that there were not more choices?

In no particular order here are the nominees:

The 68Fast Cat. What not to do with your Cougar.

Red Neck Cougar. (If you’ve ever told you passenger: "Hold my beer and watch this: this Cougar might be for you…)

Track Cat. Detroit Locker got nothin’ on this!

Two Scoops. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should…

Never thought I’d say this, but…




GO, FASTCAT, GO!!!



LMAO

I’m with Todd.

I’m the only one who voted for sharky - and to think steve could have put the 428 in there

aaaww shucks…I’m touched!

don’t forget: when I grow up, I’m gonna be a doctor!

The 4x4 and crawler are actually kinda cool and potentially useful in the event of a zombie attack. The dual scooped beast may appeal to someone out there. So my vote goes to the trash bin cat. That level of insanity just can’t be beat.

You know, now that I think about it…combo the redneck Cougar with Local Hero’s “Cou-Chero” concept, and I wouldn’t have had to buy a new truck!!! DOH!!!

I could deal with the “red necker” I could drive that in my back yard, and have some real fun :laughing:

I just had to go back to the other side and re-read through the whole sad story of 68FastCat. Inexplicably, I still can’t help but feel a little bit sorry for the guy. The image of that garbage can conveys feelings no poet, artist or musician in history has ever managed to capture. Tonight, if I remember, I’m going to drink a beer for that guy and be just a little bit sad for him.

EDIT: Actually, I just skimmed through a couple of pages of posts.

“Candidates, this is the place to strut your stuff! Show us more pics, tell us your story, offer us free beer!”

Hey guys, thanks for the nomination and votes! (I borrowed my friends fathers computer so I could log in to post)

The picture Bill posted is one of some of my best work, but what I was left with, is well, my masterpiece! (before I gave up and junked what was left) I give you “Howler”!:

So many good shots of my genius, hard to pick just a few.

When I win (not if), I will make myself available for a meet and greet, autographs and also plan to hand out souvenir pieces of Howler to my adoring fans. There should be more than enough in the can to satisfy, but then maybe I am underestimating demand…

Bill, I’d like to change my vote…LMAO

And to think he did ALL that with a borrowed drill in a buddy’s garage. I can’t even do that much with the arsenal I have at my disposal.

I used to have a cat that would catch rats, some how unzip the front half from the back half, eat all of the insides out of them, and then leave the empty husks on my front porch. Nothing like seeing the front half of a rat looking up at you, front paws stretched looking like it crawled right up to the door step, when I stepped out to go to work in the morning. I always tried to make sure the kids never saw that. I get exactly the same feeling when I look at Howwwwwwler.