I invite you all to post your favourite jokes here. This is my current favourite…
Q. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bar tender says “hey we have a drink named after you”. The grasshopper says “what??..Bob”.
Dang, now we’re gonna have to port all the jokes over here from the “BOOM!” thread in The Garage!
Nah, we’ll just have two threads going to cover all the funnies. Just beware - I’m pretty sure that T3 (aka mo2872) is pestering Mr B for a :zot: smilie in case of duplicates 
whitepink59: Trying to remember, are you the gent from OZ whose Cougars are still left-hand drive?
One of my ten year olds favorites:
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey farts.
Not me, DD, I go automatically to sending you on “vacation”…three whole minutes worth! 
What do you call a horse farm in California?
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A Duuuuude Ranch!
How many 10 year olds do you have? I love the English language…
oh yeah?
what’s green, 4 feet long, and wiggles like JELL-O?
Elephant snot.
LMAO, that was funnier than…well, the joke!
A termite walks into the bar and says “hey is the bar tender here?”
A couple pieces of string walk into a bar and sit down. The burly bartender says to them “Hey, we don’t serve your kind here. Get out!” So the strings go back outside, but one of them, reluctant to accept such blatant discrimination, twists himself all up and fuzzes up his hair. He goes back in, sits down and calls for the bartender, who looks him over with a suspicious eye. “Hey, aren’t you that piece of string that was just in here a minute ago?” To which the string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
Oh man… maybe we can have a good joke thread and a not so good joke thread… is the bar tender… hooo boy…
and orders a beer.
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A neutrino walks into a bar
That’s a goof on CERN from a couple months ago
I am the Aussie with the steering wheel on the wrong side. Thanks for recognising my username.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
A. Matt.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a shovel in his bottom?
A. Doug.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and no shovel in his bottom?
A. Douglas.
Thank you … thank you … I’ll be here all week.
How does the blind sky diver know when he is getting close to the ground… His dogs leash goes slack…
Dang, y’all are just BEGGING for me to dig out my old repertoire of bad jokes…BEGGING, I tell you…
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying in a pyle of leaves…
Russle!
Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaah…where’s my little drummer boy shrub…