In case you didn’t know, that great book was re-released as part of a three-volume collection, along with:
“Antlers In The Tree” by Hoogoose de Moose
-and-
“NEVER Eat Yellow Snow” by I.P. Freeley
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, ‘Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going’.
The young guy says, ‘That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate’.
I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says,! ‘Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?’
I said … ‘Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours’.
Hey Al, that was too good for this thread.
Confucious say, “Baseball all wong, man with four balls, no walk!”
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher.
The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.
The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little
bit…She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed. “No,” the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
“No,” said the little boy…“It’s a puppy!”