No, Not Yet. Then again I haven’t been searching any either.
they don’t vanish, they are removed by users with the power do do so
I thought I was losing it… that is just too funny. Thanks. These here forums are serious bizness…
check your PM, Bill
You know, I think I may have noticed that myself…even BEFORE someone started feeling their wheeeties, and closed my account. LOL.
Someone isn’t moderating their moderator selection very well! 
hey! new guy! you got papers?
Welcome 
Jean
Dah! I got papers…toilet papers, news papers, paper towels…got a preference?
LOL, thanks Jean!
YOU THERE! YAK! WHERE’S YOUR TAGS!?!?
Well sir, there goes the neighborhood!
But no badges… we don’t need no stinking badges.
A’ight, Bill…we know yer awake now…post up Curbside, Mister!!!
Got it. Looks like i was a bit late to catch you guys over there. Just me an my shrubbery.
Yup, looked like you were :lurking: for a good long while…either that, or Candice wouldn’t let you go(which isn’t a BAD thing)…be careful of her, though, she gets some FUUUUNNY ideers sometimes…I believe they come from too much exposure to that 2ndxrnd feller…but I’m no shrink(though I HAVE stayed at a Holiday Inn Express…)…LOL.
Maybe next time, Bill!!
Okay, y’all are killin’ me here… I had no trouble reading the thread on mercurycougar.net after finding out I couldn’t log on to the Curb; but now I gotta hear youse guysss joking about it here on the Triple-C - AAUUGGGHH. Hey, T3 - could you check the Members List and see if I just need to pull my password out of the barren desolate outback of my memory; or did I get dropped for not showing up? If it’s just the “forgotten password” routine no probs - I’ve only got nine passwords I use for almost all my internet stuff. If it’s the other, I gotta go back and re-register, call myself a noob all over again; just to stand out in the traffic. Should be the same username as here and on mercurycougar.net (and r/cgroups.net, and thehighroad.org, and…)
Uh-oh… waitaminute… this could be bad. I remember, on “The Beer Thread”, mentioning that I wasn’t so sure what all the hype was over Shiner Bock. (Hope this doesn’t get me SHOT the first time I show up for the Barret/Jackson party) If I correctly remember doing that, it must have been while I was waxing eloquent on the virtues of Shiner BLACK; which is an unbelievably good bottle of heaven. But, if Shane heard about my panning Shiner Bock; my username may have “LIFETIME BAN” printed next to it.
CR@P!
Wish I could capture the picture on this page. It’s from an old-time-y western store that I’ve bought period clothing for the re-enactment stuff I’ve been conned into joining now and then.
http://www.wwmerc.com/cgi-bin/category. … ory=search
(Got a few friends “into that stuff”; and two of them caught me at the range; slapping steel targets with my replica '58 Remington. One party and half a bottle of Jack later, they talked me into “playing”… all I had to do was show up with my chambers double charged with Pyrodex for more smoke and noise, and leave the lead balls at home!)
Anyhow, I’ve gotta order some more pants and shirts from these guys for a big show the groups down here are putting together for this coming November; and I need to replace my “Deputy U.S. Marshall” badge, which got stolen 
I can pick you up one of these while I’m at it. Hells Bells, if I go through Mesa (way out between Power and Sossaman on old 60) to check stuff out in person on my way to Payson in a couple weeks ; I might could even drop it off for you!
Gotta love a business with a URL like “ww**merc**.com”
Hey D-dawg, looks like you were among the “pruned”…Rktmn did some housecleaning not too far back, based on “last appeared on”, I believe. C’mon over, give er another go…I SWEAR, the sheep don’t come into play until WAY later…
Hmmm, if you were bashin’ the bock, Shane may be expecting a fishing trip to make up…maybe. LOL. Just bring some of each, YOU don’t have to drink the Bock…
And MORE closed thread fodder…http://www.mercurycougar.net/forums/sho … post470822
OKay… I think it’s time for some more jokes… unfortunately, I’m kinda tapped out. Anybody got anything good to post while I go searching for some?
**EDIT:**Okay; I’m back from a little search… this economy s*cks; nobody’s got any good jokes out there! Sorry, but it’s the best I could find:
"So this rough biker was riding across a tall bridge. He sees a hot blonde on the side of the bridge standing on the rail about to jump!
He pulls over and runs up to her shouting “don’t do it… don’t do it”…
She speaks to him and says that she just “can’t go on”…
He thinks to himself, “man what a waste” and says to her “well, if you’re going to do it, how about one kiss before you go”.
She thinks about it and figures what the hell, she’s done anyway. She kisses him deep and sensually. A truly seductive kiss that would make any man’s toes curl.
He’s thinking to himself “HOLY WOW what a phenominal woman I’ve got to change her mind” and he askes her “why on earth would you want to kill yourself?”
She tells him…
“I just can’t go on… My parents just won’t accept me dressing like a woman…”
ptheeewwww!!! 
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver’s door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!”
“OH, MY GOD!!!” screamed the lawyer.
(keep reading)
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"My Rolex !!”
LMAO…that’s funny.